YO MAMA! Celebrity Jokes

(rock music) – Yo Mama.

– [Narrator] Yo mama's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

– Yo mom's is dumb.

– [Narrator] Yo mama's so ugly, she was an extra in Thriller.

(pop music) – Okay lady, you cantake your makeup off now.

Oh, that's disgusting.

– [Narrator] Yo mama's so stupid, she heard orange was the new black and thought Donald Trump became president.

– Yo mama's a stupid, disgusting animal.

That's why I built a wall to keep all mother's out of America.

And make America great again.

– Senorita, I got the pesos.

You got the drugs? (cheery music) – [Narrator] Yo mama's so fat, when she posted a nakedpicture of herself online, she literally broke the internet.

(sirens) (gasp) (explosion) – Ms.

Kardashian, the results are in.

You're not the one whoactually broke the internet.

But, but, but.

(techno music) – [Narrator] Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Nickelback was a refund.

♫ Look at this stupid bitch – [Narrator] Yo mama's so short, she can do back flips under the bed.

– What's going on down there? You interrupted my dream whereI was high-fiving Vin Diesel.

♫ There's nothing wrong with me He's my hero.

– [Narrator] Yo mama's so stupid, she went out for drinks with Bill Cosby.

– Skipidy dipity zibity bop.

You're going to be tastingmy Jello pudding pop.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

– [Narrator] Yo mama's so ugly, when Ice Cube saw her, he melted.

– Ah shit, I'm melting, melting.

Oh what a world.

(epic music) – [Narrator] Yo mama's so fat, Steven Hawking based his blackhole theory on her asshole.

– Dammit Hawking.

– [Narrator] Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

– Yo, I'm not your dog, dog.

This is why I don't get high with you.

I prefer that shorty over there.

Stop pulling so hard.

– [Narrator] Yo mama's so short, she's Ray William Johnson's stunt double.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

– Hey lady, I'm trying toget ready for the game.

Oh that's the good stuff.

Football, football yeah, football.

– [Narrator] Yo mama's so fat, Donald Trump used her as the border wall.

– Oh it's perfect.

It's huge.

Take that China.

(fart) – The farts, the farts are too much.

I have no choice then to climb over.

– [Narrator] Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice body wash to cook.

– Smells like power.


– [Narrator] Yo mama's so ugly, One Direction went the other direction.

– Of course I prefer boys,but ew what an ugly lady.

(evil laughter) – That's not, I'm holdingthat for a friend.

– [Narrator] Yo mama's so fat, she's Miley Cyrus's wrecking ball.

♫ We kissed, I fell under your spell – I told you we were over.

– I will always want you.

(rock music).

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